We are naturally athletic and enjoy participating in exotic local customs. We do not usually approve of throwing food, but there seems to be some question about the nature of Fruitcake, so We turn a blind eye to that subject; We simply do not qualify as judges, seldom encountering Fruitcake at mealtime in the Wild. But one thing Fruitcakes have with which We are completely sympatico, and that is Heft.
Your Inner Rhino 
As lass of some personal heft, and as a descendant of Celts, who adore Dundee cake, I am totally with you, dear Rhino. Tossing nearly anything can be exhilarating.
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“Toss” is such a great word, small but elegant and delightful. Ah, language!
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Hilarious!! (It just leaves me wondering if the density of hilarity — that you seem able to find in every aspect of life — is what fills your mind most of the time. Almost like a fruitcake of funny! Talk about heft!)
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Hee Heeeeeeeeee, that’s what I say!
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