If there is one idea We dislike more than most others, it is the idea of creeping up and delighting yourself by taking Us unawares. Words fail Us in describing the Violence of our Natural Response. Our Every Nerve is instantly frazzled, and our Circuits detonate themselves. All our delicately modulated Inner Rhino goes into hyper-drive and We experience Hysterics. Please do not, at a later date, from a hospital bed, say nobody told you.