We Rhinos don’t correspond by letter or social media. We don’t pry into other critters’ business, and can’t think why they’d pry into ours. Most of that stuff is trivia, from a Rhinoid POV.

What We can do is wish our fellow Rhinos all the Very Best, broadcasting support and acknowledgement and appreciation. It takes 28 hours to fly from Nepal to Cleveland, but Rhino Bonds are Perpetual. They are part of our Natural Package.

Rhinos are here for one another, 24/7, in spirit. And the Best Thing is, We all know it.

We at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ had a pleasant surprise last night; We looked online at Google.com which is where ‘Your Inner Rhino’ airs daily (as well as on Facebook).

You will share our pleased astonishment if you 1) Go to the main page of Google 2) Type in ‘Your Inner Rhino’ and click 3) When you get there on Google, look at the line at the top and Click on “IMAGE” (on the left). And Voila! There are a Great Many Images from the blog, far more than there have been in the past. Scroll yourself silly.

We figure that 1) We have a new fan at Google.com, or 2) it’s an electric mistake and it will get fixed. Which means, for the cunning (You), now is a good time to log on and see a LOT of pictures! (Below is a piece from March, 2015).

Rhinos don’t approve of Defacing anything or anybody, mostly because it’s so tough to change things after the fact. Today’s great idea is often tomorrow’s What-Was-I-Thinking?, right?

We therefore recommend using paints that can be scrubbed off when the appeal has lost its zing. Then We would move on to another Image that appealed. And so on. If Rhinos had any paint in the first place…

We are submitting this sample of something you might like to paint on your thigh or a wall or a rock. And then you could appreciate it for a while, wash it off (or wait for rain), and move along. Sounds reasonable to Us Rhinos.

Rhinos have never gone to Saturn, which is a big planet in outer Wherever. Books say that there are a bazillion moons, which Rhinos can’t refute. We guess so, why not? Also, Saturn is just a giant glob of gas. There isn’t anywhere to land a rocket ship. No souvenirs, We guess.

Rhinos don’t sense any Tomfoolery here, but there is no way to appraise the Information We are given.

We hope that We will still be here to visit Saturn and its many moons, if not now, then then.

Wishing ye all a Rambunctious Saint Patrick’s Day, and whyever not?

Rhinos can have trouble pinpointing what We want to say about ourselves. We argue various points, We discuss secret yearnings, but often, We get muddled.

Many fine thoughts have no answer, no starting place or conclusion. Each Rhino just moves along, trying to grasp that ineffable Something, grateful for the faith that it is there to celebrate.

If only for a moment.

The assassination of Julius Caesar happened on March 15, 44 BC. His demise is recalled partially because the event was forecast by a Soothsayer, who was at the Roman Forum. Caesar set aside the warning as unworthy of his attention.

And who’s sorry now?

Rhinos like to remind the young that Pride goes before Destruction, and this bit of history comes in handy.

Rhinos are not gifted Mathematicians, at least by our Readers’ standards. Today, March 14 (code: 3/14) means it is Pi Day. Not as in Pie Day, but as the old Greek letter pi.

Still We wanted you to know We are interested in your enthusiasms, and if y’all are promoting Pi, We are too.

Our way.

Your Inner Rhino takes pride in not forgetting to tell our Readers that tonight is the time to remember not to forget to Clock yourselves.

In the Night. Or in the Morning. Soon.

Rhinos are not Clock Wise.

Rhinos, being big Critters, need a bulky diet to keep in trim. However, We don’t gobble indiscriminately, just shoving whatever in there and hoping for the best.

All our food is raw, and Rhinos are Connoiseurs of plant matter, grasses, leaves and fruit. We adjust our varied intake to delicately provide Flavor Profiles that please Us. We educate our palates as We proceed.

Surely that is the essential point of Haute Cuisine?