Today honors the National Meteorolgical Day. Besides being tricky to spell, Meteorology refers to Weather, in the larger sense, whatever that means. It’s a big topic, but what Rhinos know is that Meteors, although impressive, are Very large, Very speedy, and unpredictable, Very.

What Rhinos don’t know is, what has anybody done to make them go away? This may be a tall order, but for Us Earthlings, it seems primary. None of Us wants to be the Fricasseed Rhino du Jour.

Our advice: if you see a Meteor coming your way 1) move out of the way, or 2) run away. Shrieking while you go is optional.