Rhinos like the idea of New Year’s Resolutions, the fantasy associated with simple changes, inspired by a list which We invariably lose within the hour. We can propose that We will be Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Cheerful, Brave, Obediant, Thrifty, Clean, and Reverent. Starting very soon.

But it sounds so unlikely, doesn’t it? It does to Us.