As you may know, Rhinos do not own any playing cards. We have to discover a deck by chance. Then We split the deck in two: all the face cards, the Joker and Ace, Two, Three. Then We toss the other cards away, since they don’t mean anything to Us.

Our games are always made up on the spot. We see cards too seldom to have any other policy. We adore the fashions for the face cards, but concentrate on the Aces and numbers. Nobody wins. It’s best that way. With no rules, a cheery free-for-all is inevitable.

Then if there are any further issues, We deal with them! (Get it?)