This is “No Housework Day”. Honest. We don’t make this stuff up. No broom, no mop, no laundry, no raking. And a few other ‘nos’ as well.

This is not a Rhino Holiday. Living in the Wild, having nothing but Wild Imagination, We Rhinos see no need for fiddling with Things. That’s where Nature put ’em, and that’s where Nature wants ’em, at the moment.

We can go out and impress folks. We like to do that.