The Staff of ‘Your Inner Rhino’ was astounded to find that today is National Tartan Day. Some members felt We had done enough about Tartans, if not forever, at least for the next eon or two.

Scotland is a fine nation, and many fine Scottish folk have gone to exotic places, like New Jersey, still recalling the hominess of Home. Fine.

The YIR consensus this morning is to hold off on any more Scots festivals until other countries have their chance. Our consensus record is modest, so don’t despair. If you know of a country that is pining for YIR recognition, please say so in the comments.