Rhinos like football, mostly because everybody is acting nuts. Acting nuts is one of our Rhino Specialties. We practice a lot.
Rhinos root for everybody, mostly because We can’t tell one team from another. Too confusing.
Readers will be happy to learn that no Fake Raccoons were inconvenienced in the creation of today’s post.
I am sure rhinos would easily win any Superbowl – if they were allowed to enter!