Of course, Rhinos have Mythic Tales of our many adventures, many of them pretty fancy. Mind you, these events happened a while ago, in uncharted waters. And lands too.

We are reminded of Heraclitus the Paradoxographer, a 1st century Greek, who studied ancient myths, trying to determine if they were so? If the creatures depicted really lived? He often seemed doubtful, and provided alternative circumstances, explaining the mix-ups. Feet on the ground, and snide about it.

Rhinos mostly think of Paradoxographers as Master Party Poopers. Honestly!