Today is National Chocolate Cake Day, which makes Us Rhinos skip and gambol.

There is an old saying, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” The idea is that you can’t eat it and still have it around the house. The Rhino approach to this is to ingest the cake as fast as We can, and then hope another will show up when We least expect it.

You can imagine how many chocolate cakes Rhinos run into in the Wild.