Knit One, Purl One

Yes, yes, Your Inner Rhino is well aware that this year’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Day has come and gone. However, today’s post is provided so that you have a full year to get ready for the next UCS Day. When doing Ugly, don’t forget that a knowledge of knitting is barely necessary… extremely few Rhinos are skilled that way.

Our Readers are at liberty to improvise on this cunning design in a spiraling array of Variations.

2019 is on its way: Get Prepared.

2 thoughts on “Knit One, Purl One

  1. Too bad that there are no Walmarts where the Rhinos live. They would find a lot of really ugly Christmas sweaters to choose from!


    • No argument here. However, the home-made item has the likelihood of looking worse, since it will doubtless be a knitter’s nightmare… Limitations can work to the advantage of the contestant in the Ugly Sweater Contest. Like, say, color blindness.


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