The Tooth Fairy is supposed to drop in to leave a modest congratulation to the young when replacing their teeth. The fact is, We Rhinos are not entirely sure whether our teeth ever fall out or not. If they do, We must swallow them? We certainly do not keep track of them.
That does not squelch our instinct for merry diversions. We are always on the lookout for fanciful distractions, including those of the Readership. Especially those that relate to Chewing.