Halloween is a fine time of year to exercise a Rhino’s skills as a Toad Whisperer. Toads are not always cooperative, but if we get the dates right, they will play along. If they won’t, it makes very little difference, as it’s all hypothetical in the first, and last, place.

One drawback of Toad Whispering is that Toads are not quick. One thing for sure, Toads do not scoot. If We want candy, We have to hope for passers-by to supply it. And flies, since it is a cooperative arrangement.

Toads have many Dark Secrets, but We don’t understand them- or remember them. Whether the Toads whisper or not.