We make what contribution We can to your festivities, however unusual some of them may seem to Us. Here follows a sample effort:
The average Inner Rhino Reader
Does not own a parakeet-r,
To this blog a hot stampeder,
Trembling, sweating and weak-kneeder,
Rejoicing in its pedigreed-r
Your Inner Rhino can’t be beat-r.
Your Inner Rhino 
Oh, boy… I’m at a loss for words…
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Clearly, so was Your Inner Rhino! Sort of Byron-esque…?
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No nubbly hide have I, Alas! Alack! Deep sigh. For Rhino’s my love, None are above, My heart’s regard for that guy.
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It does put you into a poetical mood, right? It’s an unusual gift, but our own.
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