Rhinos are seldom caught up in arguments about appearance. Why would We be? Rhinos are Impressive beyond question.

Is there an ideal to which We would aspire? None that Nature has not addressed in our creation, right? Appearance seems entirely beside the point.

To the extent We understand Vanity, it seems an expression of insecurity and generalized hostility. Maybe We don’t grasp the subtleties of hoping to impress anyone with our exterior.

We can’t know Everything.