One thing you can be sure about is, Rhinos don’t bake. We do not want anything to do with Fire. In the Wild, there is no romance to a fireside chat, just pervasive terror. No muffin on earth is worth the associated potential for catastrophe.
Muffins; We did without them for 55 million years.
Brussel sprouts: yummy.
Your Inner Rhino 
This opens a whole new view of food, but the muffin still calls.
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Baked goods do have a Siren Song, no denyin’…
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I’m more a brussels sprouts fan myself as well. Must be more of a Rhino than I knew!
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