This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beets.
The End
We don’t use the rest of that nursery game. We don’t have toes, like yours. We have 3 hoofs on each foot, the middle one being the biggest. So we don’t have toenails. Our feet are pretty grand, with lovely pads on the rest of the foot. Surprisingly delicate feet too, considering how much weight they bear. Please recall: We are Big, Big, Big.
Your Inner Rhino 
Did not know that I had an inner rhino. What a relief – so that’s where my pot belly comes from.
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You look pretty trim to me, Mister. Rhinos are not pot-bellied. They are full-figured.
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So where is the recipe. Inner Rhino a little confused here, especially for those of us who are culinarily challenged.
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The Recipe? Huh?
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