Today is National Tweed Day, for those who claim Scottish descent, plus anybody else who is fond of Tweeds.

These creative holidays just keep coming, one after another. Makes a Rhino’s head spin.

As summer comes along, so do dancers, here and there and wherever they happen to be happening.

If you plan to astound, now is a good time to practice your footwork.

Just sayin’…

Yes, Rhinos have an uncanny ability to act foolish. But We are multi-layered, often unpredictably so. Behind that Veil of Nutsiness, there is the Serious Rhino, staunchly holding to Tradition and Convention.

And then We are Obstinate. We stop thinking and start defending our Ideas and Values, whether We know what they are or not. We just set our jaws and close the doors of our minds. For some, this mindset can last years, for the lucky few, only minutes.

Rhinos have a lot on our minds. That does not mean it is all equally valuable or available.

And many Happy Returns, from “Your Inner Rhino!”

The Staff here got confused about how a calendar works, and decided yesterday was April Fools’, but cooler heads prevailed, given some time and fuss, so you Readers are getting the post on the correct day… unless it isn’t.

Foolishness: enough is enough.

Today the Staff at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ bid farewell to the month of March. We like traditions, and March provides bookends for itself in popular lore.

Thank you for your attention and We will see you again, We hope, tomorrow.

For fun, you might look at ‘Enter MARCH, Stage Right’ in the ‘Posts I Like’ column.

Rhinos seldom indulge in Abba-dabba Activities, but it does not mean that We don’t weigh in the Fun Factor.

The fact that We keep our cool on most days does not mean We don’t like exceptional Fun.

We do.

Rhinos love wetness, from above or for wading. We hear stories of different kinds of rain, some of it hard to believe, yet true.

It’s exciting to live in a world where belief contends with doubt and ignorance, neither ‘winning’, each tested and enhanced by the other.

Like our own Rhinoness.

Well, here We are, back in the saddle, and more importantly, back in the office… or vice versa?

As the Staff has mentioned, if you have any questions or issues you’d like to see wrangled by Your Inner Rhino, feel free to add comments.

Your WIsh, within reason, is our command.

The Staff are taking a wee break, and will be back on deck on Monday. We look forward to seeing you then.

Today has been set aside for Reading the works of JRR Tolkien (1892-1973). He has created Worlds, or possibly visited Worlds, where things happen in Unusual Ways. And yet, they are easily understood, however peculiar they first appear to be.

Since We Rhinos do not read, We like to participate in our own way, dressing up like our favorite characters.

It does not matter which those characters are, since nobody can be offended. Only the Rhino in the get-up can “see” it!