Yup. That’ s the story, but We hope to be back on track, lickety-split.

Thank you for your patience.

The problem, as We Rhinos see it, is that scales are too complex. Who can figure out what they are showing?

Rhinos Weightometers use 1, 2, and 3. One number is different from another. All weighed in.

Why attach any mental luggage to a weight issue? Rhinos are happy to have enough food to mantain our bulk. Period.

Just because March is out of the way, don’t let any Rhino lose sight of the possibilities of May, or July either, for that matter.

Hr Ole Worm, a Danish teacher, naturalist and doctor, is known for making the first museum of natural wonders in Denmark. The museum included runes, critters, fishes, shells, anthropology bits and pieces, and a pet Great Auk, which modeled for the only picture ever made of a Great Auk alive. Shortly after the drawing, Greak Auks became extinct.

Hr Worm was a Renaissance man, interested and stimulated by a range of phenomena, in a different intellectual landscape from today. For instance, in his time, Lemmings were believed to be generated by the air. Hr Worm showed that this was not the case. (Lemmings make more Lemmings by the usual system of mammals.)

Sadly, while coping with an outbreak of bubonic plague, he fell victim to the illness and died. But his museum stands today as a tribute to his intelligence and dedication. Good guy, and obviously in touch with his Inner Rhino.

Living in a shoe makes special demands on any parent, especially if there are a great many Tots.

You can imagine the complexities for yourselves. Each passing minute offers novelty, each more surprising than the last.

Rhinos are born with capacities in the Prank Department. Also, a lot of energy.

We Rhinos have concluded that We are oblivious to much that’s going on around Us. This is not a deliberate inactivity, some hostile gesture toward Reality. Maybe it is just a short circuit, a glitch in the wiring.

But today We were just doing whatever when We realized how GREEN things have become. Makes our hearts skip a beat or two. The Big Bang Theory, reapplied where Rhinos can grasp it. Or grasp at it. Or nibble it.

Stimulating, once We wake up to it. Green.

Mirror, Mirror, in my hand,

All dressed up to beat the band,

One day so-so, the next one Grand,

As savvy Rhinos all understand.

It may be an old joke, but it still has a lot to recommend it, Right?

Some critters appear to be able to count in their sleep; Rhinos settle for approximations. Lots of Winks.

We go to sleep quickly. No hemmming and hawing. Close the eyes= see ya later. No wasted time in R. Dreamland, not for Us.

That is just how We are constituted.

Sometimes each day feels like an Opportunity and makes itself welcome.

We Rhinos just feel grand a lot of the time, at one with each moment.