“How-d’ye-do”s are generally thought of as involving a somewhat unpleasant surprise, here and there. ‘Your Inner Rhino’ has recently realized that, despite our attention to detail, We have been hoodwinking our Readers, not to mention ourselves. For some while, the numbering system for daily posts has been out of whack. As in really out of whack.

Instead of being Post #2,461 today, it is actually Post #3,315. Error is not a goal of ‘Your Inner Rhino’, so you can imagine the franticism of our reaction when this situation revealed itself. We have calmed ourselves since that magical moment, and must content ourselves by admitting our falibility, brushing the vestigial crumbs of our vanity aside.

Rhinos are fortunate to have broad shoulders. We proceed, perhaps Sadder, but certainly Wiser. Please join Us tomorrow, when We will reveal a more upbeat surprise.