Crocodile Tears are supposed to be the real deal among the critters We know. But Rhinos have also found (and this is the part nobody mentions) that they are not easy to collect. Rhinos have tried, but the reason nobody says what they are good for is that few have successfully gathered any. Or lived to tell the tale. Crocodiles, when not weeping, are moody.

On another topic, the band-aid was invented by a Mr. Earle Dickson, employee of Johnson&Johnson, patented in 1921. He needed them for his wife who was somewhat haphazard in the kitchen. Happy ending: get some today, particularly if you plan on going to the zoo (see above).

Back to tear collection. You might ponder the need for these C.Tears, as We can promise you you will know all about Rhino tears after the experiment gets underway.