Today has been National Hairstylist Appreciation Day, or as We think of these artists, Hair-Doers. Each Rhino has preferences, and many ideas about realizing these headline confections. We mull over many alternatives before reaching a conclusion, reaching for the stars.

This may be a major reason why there are virtually no Hair-Doers in the Wild. All critters have some sort of vanity, some self-image to which We strive, Rhinos no less that any other critter. But We have a foolproof system for achieving these wonders. We skip the combing part, and just imagine the whole business, first to last. With our system, nothing ever goes wrong.

A rare and happy hair-do That is!