Tomorrow, April 1, is April Fool’s Day. You are now forewarned.

The Rhino Policy is too stay hidden and chew on, alone or with trusted friends. And do not broadcast your proposed hiding place; you will regret it, if you last that long.

Important: when you see somebody coming along on your path, bearing a cream pie, do a U-Turn, and hustle away.

Sincerely yours,

Your Inner Rhino