Rhinos have always enjoyed the hullabaloo of St. Patrick’s Day. So We thought We should give you our recipe for Shamrock Pie. Well, it turns out that Shamrocks are poisonous for humans, (who’d a thunk it?), so We had to settle on showing you how charming such a pie can be.

Disappointment is a risk We run, letting you Readers in on Rhino folkways, but better that than put our Readership in the hospital.

May the winds of fortune sail you,

May you sail a gentle sea,

May it always be the other guy

Who says, “This drink’s on me.”

Bill & Elias & Thor