Groundhog’s Day! We are bringing it up early since tomorrow at sunrise, Groundhogs here and wherever, will be quizzed on upcoming spring weather. There is some feeble idea that involves seeing a shadow, which will reveal All.

Any Rhino could do a more criditable job of forecasting, but We don’t live where it is often snowy. It is a knack, but one Rhinos all have to some degree. Nobody asks Us what’s in store; don’t forget, Ignorance is often a choice.

As a reminder, Groundhogs never pretended to any scientific insights, with shadows or without. Please don’t blame them if the present tradition is mostly hooey.