Grimly enough, Rhinos are thought of as Big Game in some circles. The Gamesters in question use guns to shoot Us in our homes, a sportsmanlike system. We are not abusing them in their homes; they buy tickets to come slaughter Us. No cogent argument exists to defend this premeditated practice. They don’t even eat Us.

Some Critters would find these activities depressing, but We are a good-natured species. We proceed with Rhino Business, attending to our Rhino Functions, seeking pleasure where it resides- where Nature placed Us.

Rhinos prefer games like “Let’s find Breakfast” and “Let’s find Lunch”. Then, “Let’s enjoy Dinner and Snacks”.