Only a week until Halloween; there is a lot of preparation involved for such an event. We Rhinos give much consideration to our imaginary outfits, mulling over the pros and cons of each feature of the get-up.

Observe the ghostly ensemble We have provided. What strikes you, were you to wear such a thing… assuming you weigh two tons. Right! The fitted sheet poses problems, since the edges wrap themselves around your feet. Dang!

Back to the drawing board. That’s why We start early while We can still iron out the wrinkles.