and munching. It takes a lot of food for Rhinos to stay in top form. Occasionally We get asked if it isn’t boring, just eating grass, and shrubs, etc. It always surprises Us; there is nothing else for us to eat. Why allow alternative realities to spoil our days?

Chewing takes energy and application, but it leaves Us free to ponder anything that crosses our minds. Many a brilliant realization has come to Us mid-meal or mid-snack. Our awareness gets enhanced, and everybody’s happy.

To keep things in proportion, Rhinos seldom spend more than too many hours eating. And We are trim, each and every one. Shipshape.