Today the Staff at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ bid farewell to the month of March. We like traditions, and March provides bookends for itself in popular lore.

Thank you for your attention and We will see you again, We hope, tomorrow.

For fun, you might look at ‘Enter MARCH, Stage Right’ in the ‘Posts I Like’ column.

Rhinos seldom indulge in Abba-dabba Activities, but it does not mean that We don’t weigh in the Fun Factor.

The fact that We keep our cool on most days does not mean We don’t like exceptional Fun.

We do.

Rhinos love wetness, from above or for wading. We hear stories of different kinds of rain, some of it hard to believe, yet true.

It’s exciting to live in a world where belief contends with doubt and ignorance, neither ‘winning’, each tested and enhanced by the other.

Like our own Rhinoness.

Well, here We are, back in the saddle, and more importantly, back in the office… or vice versa?

As the Staff has mentioned, if you have any questions or issues you’d like to see wrangled by Your Inner Rhino, feel free to add comments.

Your WIsh, within reason, is our command.

The Staff are taking a wee break, and will be back on deck on Monday. We look forward to seeing you then.

Today has been set aside for Reading the works of JRR Tolkien (1892-1973). He has created Worlds, or possibly visited Worlds, where things happen in Unusual Ways. And yet, they are easily understood, however peculiar they first appear to be.

Since We Rhinos do not read, We like to participate in our own way, dressing up like our favorite characters.

It does not matter which those characters are, since nobody can be offended. Only the Rhino in the get-up can “see” it!

Rhinos are usually pretty sedate. BUT, sometimes situations go haywire. The Fates are not user-friendly today; We get seriously grumpy.

Rational counsel has limited effect and our berserk-dom resists improvement. What to do, what to do??

Mostly, the answer is to give it a little Time. If things don’t change, at least We are so exhausted that We crumple in a heap for a moment or two. Then, things might ease up, somewhat, We hope.

While We Rhinos are impressive in the Mass department, We are not generally Quick. No matter what We are doing, flies seem to find Us amusing. They take turns making Us crazy. Tag Team Irritation.

Perhaps this torment builds Character.

We have yet to catch one of them. Close, but to date, no cigar.

The expression is “That’s how the cookie crumbles” which means that common outcomes have a random element to them.

Rhinos have always liked the phrase, and apply it to many day-to-day situations.

That said, Rhinos prefer our experiments to include actual cookies, or something else delicious. It just feels more Scientific.

From youth onward, Rhinos must deal with unpredictable bursts of Wanderlust. Being Wild, We figure We can meet our every need there on the road. We just keep alert.

And where are We going? Sometimes We know but the norm is to Depart whenever, go Wherever, and sometime wander back, when We do. This may sound a bit freeform to our Readers, but it works for Us.

One great advantage is that We don’t know where We are, or why, or anythying else about the journey. We find that by enjoying things as they come, We have a marvelous time.