Today is National Fruitcake Day , which probably has you skipping hither and thither!

Rhinos like Fruitcake and study recipes. The Rhino system of baked goods is to 1) Find a fruitcake and eat it, or 2) Gather all the ingredients, and gobble them up, right away, where possible. It saves many labor intensive steps, employing utensils Rhinos don’t have. Probably the most important ingredient is Patience, which We are not known for.

In the WIld Rhinos own nothing. Still, We have our imaginations, which cover most of our culinary needs. Delicious.