Tomorrow night the full moon will be called “The Hunter’s Moon”. We have yet to like any explanation, but as with many old sayings, they don’t necessarily make sense.

What Rhinos do know is that full moons engender odd behavior in sensitive populations, Rhinos among them. We Rhinos like full moons, as periodic invitations to blow off steam and run amok. We thrash around and make gargling sounds in our throats and stay up late, past bedtime. Crazy stuff like that.

So Readers may want to Beware, unless you are out there too, swinging from branch to branch. In that case, avoid ‘Selfies’.