We Rhinos are often slightly embarrassed about ‘weight issues’. It is a petty matter to fuss about, but We have our kinks too. Sometimes, no matter how aggressively We eat, the pounds don’t add up.
Rhinos weigh more than a ton, often two, and as much as three. Yes, We are impressed too. But not every one of Us is destined to be The Biggest Rhino. So We aim for Big as Possible Rhino. We never get fat, We just get bigger- then do Mass Maintenance.
Much less stress, trust Us. Keep chewing; you’ll get there!
That’s a wonderful portrait! Bravo!!
Your great fella is clearly following the sage advice. Keep on munching!!