We cannot say that We Rhinos never drop by to see what’s up. Actually, before our numbers dropped so far, We were globe trotters. Nobody noticed. Maybe We have psychic powers?

We always traveled as natives. The best disguise, We have found, is a fake beard; Whiskers quell all discussion.

Plus our artful handling of ‘situations’; issues sometimes arose about our food consumption. We’d look vague and scratch our beards. And get off at the next convenient stop.