Occasionally one Rhino or another will mutter, “When you’re old enough, you’ll know better.” Sort of encouraging when We are young, fantasizing about imminent independence and glory. Gives Us something to hold onto, in theory.

What We wish We knew is, How Old do We have to get to “know better”? Better than what?

Is this special knowledge revealed to Us with our last Gasp? Hm-hmmmm?