Rhinos have a lot of skin surface per customer. Unfortunately, in the Wild We are plagued by bugs, wanting a free ride and a free lunch. What to do? Find a solution or go crazy, simple as that.

Answer #1 is Mud. Answer #2 is dust. Both answers are irksome to these bugs, and they give Us a short break from their attentions. Mud is easiest to apply; just roll in a wallow, it’s Heaven. But dusting ourselves is also effective.

The Added Benefit of these processes is that We are protected from the Sun, which works full throttle where Rhinos live. Yes, We do sunburn. Reread that first sentence. No joke.