RhinoGals are not shy when it is time for Matrimonials; We advertise! And We do it by drenching the breeze with Special Rhino Pheromones. The scent drives RhinoGuys WILD with DESIRE. All the available RhinoGuys come on the double, have a brawl, and then matters ‘proceed’ for the winner.

True, many of the RhinoSuitors limp away from the fray, but that is how We have always done it. If Traditions fade at all, they take their good time about it.

Then fifteen months later, more or less, We have a new RhinoTot on duty. Nature does it again!!