Robert Fulton gets most of the credit for making money with steam engines, the best known being his 1807 ‘Cleremont’. Today he got the patent, so that made him happy. He ushered in a huge industry on the rivers of the USA, shipping both cargo and passengers. Roads back then were terrible.

Rhinos do not go on many cruises. The passengers get overexcited, and then they want Autographs, which can lead to mayhem. Rhinos have found it best to watch from the shore. The problem is that We don’t swim well enough to jump overboard.

Be very careful around the American Tourist, that’s what We know.