Question: Are Rhinos chubby Unicorns? Answer: No, We aren’t. 50 million years ago, Rhinos shared some geneology with horses, but since then Rhinos have gone our separate way. No harm, no foul.

Interestingly, some Rhinos today have one horn on our Noses. This would qualify them as Uni (one) Horn Critters. But it would require drugs or alchohol to mistake Asian Rhinos for Horses. And the other attempted slur is that We are chubby, which no animal in the Wild is, unless getting ready for hibernation. We certainly are bulky, and it is a non-stop assignment keeping the body fueled.

We Rhinos do not dismiss Unicorns as pure myth. But We don’t recall why.