We Rhinos don’t live where there is Wintery Weather, so our experiences of Snow and Ice are limited by rumor. What We hear makes Us appreciate where We are now.
Since We weigh more than a ton or two, Falling Down is not just an injury to Rhino Vanity, but also to whatever part of Us lands first. The Big Kaboom, etc.
Winter Sports, huh? Hm-hmmm.