Tonight is the Cold Moon, the last full moon of 2020. Rhinos all like Full Moons because they agitate Us and make Us feel twitchy. A natural supposition is that We might get So Twitchy, that We would be Transformed!

Thus, We might become Were-Rhinos. Yessir. We might sprout hair and claws and sharp teeth. So far, this has been based on supposition alone. Still, We wonder.

You never know.