Today is National Cupcake Day, whichever nation that might be. A Cupcake is a Cupcake is a Cupcake.
Stalking Cupcakes is a tricky operation. We are never quite sure how to go about it, but We sometimes use Sprinkles as an inducement for Cupcakes to break cover. (They go crazy for Sprinkles.)
Then, with their permission, We gobble them up.