Today has been National Brownie Day. Operating in good faith, Your Inner Rhino assumed the celebration centered on small domestic pixies who specialize in domestic merriment.

And We proceeded on that, as it turns out, misconception. National Brownie Day is officially about baked goods, with or without nuts. Surprise for Us! (We Rhinos have witnessed very few Brownies of either variety.)

“Hm-Hmmmm” is what We said to ourselves in the face of this muddle. “Hm-Hmmmm.”