Now and then We Rhinos are asked about our tails; are We wagging it, or is it wagging Us? Unhappily, We have no awe-inspiring answer.

A Rhino’s tail is as importand as any other part, as far as We know. Why and how our tails get busy, We can’t say. There is a Rhino Idea that our tail has a separate Command Center, following its own rules. It pushes the button and our tail wags away.

When We think about it, the same is true for most parts of Us, from our teeth to our kneecaps. Nature has made Rhinos functional, and We’re lucky it is so.