OBSTREPEROUS is a term meaning noisy and unruly. We thought it was invented for Rhinos alone, though it is now used in praising other critters too.

Generally, We have cut back some on the noisiness part, but Rhinos are certainly unmanageable. Why would We trim our sails to suit whoever is making up rules for Us? The problem is not with the Rhinos, but with the Rulemakers. Let’s see them get themselves under control, then We’ll chat.

That’s right: Fat Chance.