October 4 was International Toot Your Flute Day, honestly. But YIR missed the boat, so We address our oversight here and now. When Rhinos err, We step up and face the music, as it were.

Rhinos celebrate the flute and those who play them, called flutists or sometimes floutists, depending on some occult set of rules We do not grasp.

Huzzah for the Flute and its followers. Rhinos do not play the flute, having only 3 toes per limb. The World of Classical Music is grateful for our restraint. We have Testimonial Letters, saying so.