We cannot say just why it is that changing the clocks should put Us into a Fuss, but sometimes it does. As a species, Rhinos have no idea what Time it is; changing its name would seem beside the point.

Still, this year the Time seems to have developed an elastic quality, where We cannot depend on it to behave.

Maybe it is stress. Or too much Halloween. Or the influence of upcoming events? We feel a bit jittery.