Whereas it is true that Rhinos do not own hangers (wooden or wire), We felt you Readers might be interested in the sort of casual wear We would put onto those hangers, if We had them- hangers, that is.

Rhinos gravitate to snappy ensembles, though for Us they are hypothetical.

We also acknowledge and aspire to the majestic design talents of Scarlet Envy. What a gal!