Today is Canada’s National Day, celebrating itself. It Officially got itself together 151 years ago, in 1867.

Since then, it has been a non-stop Jamboree of genteel Gamboling, Frolicking, and some tasteful Roistering. Parades and Merry Larks are the Canadian norm, as far as any Rhino can tell. On July 1, they just crank up the volume.

Rhinos are Revelry Specialists, so We have occasionally been asked in as consultants.