Rhinos are willing to believe that the moon has influence on the Tides, shoving them around at will. That said, just what is the Moon up to inside Us, where We can’t see?

As with so many questions, this one may trickle on for some time before We get an answer worth knowing about.

Which presumes that knowing about something means it’s under Rhino Control. Nonsense, in many flavors, with or without nuts.